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he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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