oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I have already put on my inside pants.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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