Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
soo... how was my night?
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