I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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