dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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