think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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