...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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