I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
