honey bunches of taint.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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