We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Why is your signature on my underwear?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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