no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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I don't deserve a penis
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.