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(762): View more from Georgia

Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...

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(620): View more from Kansas

I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about

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(520): View more from Arizona

I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie

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(502): View more from Kentucky

there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.

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(510): View more from California

Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!

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(240): View more from Maryland

Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?

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