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Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.

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(760): Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later. http://tfl.nu/1m2z

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(913): View more from Kansas

I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.

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Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?

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Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.

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(913): I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body. (402): Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days? (913): Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm. http://tfl.nu/rpz1

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker

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(920): its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker http://tfl.nu/gudl

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(713): View more from Texas

counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.

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(713): counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet. http://tfl.nu/nzku

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life

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(774): So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life http://tfl.nu/2cua

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(216): View more from Ohio

He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping

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(216): He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping http://tfl.nu/ku3q

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.

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(908): My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes. http://tfl.nu/8gcz

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(630): View more from Illinois

I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?

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(630): I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room? http://tfl.nu/9f6x

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(512): View more from Texas

Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool

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No

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(512): Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool (210): No http://tfl.nu/m5ry

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(831): View more from California

to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal

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(831): to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal http://tfl.nu/c7f7

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.

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(612): I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck. http://tfl.nu/k122

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(937): View more from Ohio

She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"

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(937): She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!" http://tfl.nu/x0ik

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(706): View more from Georgia

i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.

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(706): i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house. http://tfl.nu/5m3i

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy

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(732): Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy http://tfl.nu/ir99

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(253): View more from Washington

It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong

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(253): It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong http://tfl.nu/vfo0

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