Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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