...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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