I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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