Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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Text me some of your sweat
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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