Christians are straight up FREAKS
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
pray to the hookup gods
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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