2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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