So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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