You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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