508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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