Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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