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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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