i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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