Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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