ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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