oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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