Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
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