Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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