My friends, they love my intelligence
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We have started to decorate penises.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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