so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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