youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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