dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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