I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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