I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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