Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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