Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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