At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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