Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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