trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We have so much sex to catch up on
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
