Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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