Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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