So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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