erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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