Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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