so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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