i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
is it fun? or sober?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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