My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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