her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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