dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Alive.
So much puke
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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