This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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