I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Randomize