at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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