that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
