And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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