Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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